Porch Llama


latino men, preferably andean, who hang on the front stoop and make suggestive comments to women walking by.
the porch llamas down that road creep me out.
one whose obesity levels are off the charts, and sit around all day eating hay on the front or back porch. the epitome of uselessness
oh man, she is such a porch llama.

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