porch nigga
ever go into a black naborhood? all the n-gg-s are on the porch! a porch n-gg- is the black person who breaks out the 50 year old lawn chair, and just sits on thier porch all day. hence the name, porch n-gg-
“oh look n-gg-s on the porch!” “look at the porch n-gg-s” “theres one…and another!…n-gg-s on the porch…porch n-gg-s!”
a (usually black or minority) sell-out who sits up front and pushes the agenda or gives a black face (or representative of another disenfranchised group) to policies, actions or inst-tutions inimical to his or her own people or people. a porch n-gg- or porch negro is you will, is a convenient front-man who holds much less authority than his or her name or t-tle implies. the phrase has long been in common use among blacks and whites as well as has this specific meaning. this is not new slang or a racist term per se, though it is obviously impolite and politically incorrect to use in many settings. it is akin to an uncle tom, only the porch n-gg- has some relatively high nominal status and may just be an opportunist or someone who just doesn’t care how his role as a front man might be harmful. porch n-gg-s think that they are special or deserve their high nominal status. recently a black commentator told juan williams at fox news, when he was fired for an anti islamic comment from his other gig at npr that he was going “back on the porch”. this phrase was misunderstood by some not versed in american racial vernacular.
person #1 “obama is the porch n-gg- for the same old policies we’ve been seeing that screws over working folks and people of color throughout the world.”
person #2 “you know that’s right!”
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