porch plantation
a place that porch monkeys seem to congregate at. good examples are pension offices, centrelinks, pharmacies with their medical benfits card, bottle shops, kfc, fruit shops or anywhere with free sh-t or cars worth hotwiring or houses worth breaking into.
walker: “hey jimmy, look at all those smabos over there!”
jimmy: “yeah well it is the watermelon festival and it’s 2-4-1 40’s day”
walker: “f-ck, what a porch plantation. i bet kernel sanders wishes he was still alive. he’d make a killing out of all these wind chimes”
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