porice


who asian mothers threaten to call when non-asian kids appear trick-or-treating at their doorstep
-it’s halloween
-a french rooted boy walks up to the doorstep of a middle cl-ss house
-he rings the doorbell and when the door opens he yells trick-or-treat!

the asian mother yells “if you don’t weave, i swear i will caw the porice on you wetards!”

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