poring


a sad little jelly-like monster that is amazingly still not on the extinction list due to frequent m-ss murders done by novices on ragnarok online. but they’re secretly planing, for a day when everyone least suspects it, to gang up on all players and kill everyone!
novice: liek die you fc-king poring! -pokes-

poring: >=3 -eats novice-

novice: ahh it burns!! …
a cute, pink blob-like monster in the mmorpg, ragnarok online. this is the weakest monster in the game, many players are fond of it because it is what most have leveled up on as a novice. porings are also looters, meaning they swallow up any items they may find on the ground, and then drop them again once they are killed. porings can also be kept as pets, and use their looting skill to pick up items for you.

there are also many stronger variations on the poring, such as poporing, marin, and drops, and the minibosses angeling and deviling. all of these can be found in poring heaven, two maps south and one map east of pr-ntera.
“hey, that priest is mobbing porings again? lmao.”
a fat pink jelly blob in a mmorpg called ragnarok online. they go pop when you poke em.
tehn00b:hey! a poring!
=> (:3)
poke!
=> ( x 3 )
a small, pink, blob like creature in the mmorpg ragnarok online. this creature was made to resemble the the cl-ssic weakest enemy of many rpgs, the slime. very easy to and is usually the first monster a player ever kills. there are a few stronger forms of this monster such as the poporing and the angelring. this monster will earn you 1 base exp. and 1 job exp. per kill. another characteristic of the poring is its ability to pick up nearby items on the ground and stores them inside it’s self till a person kills it, which then every item it has taken in shall fall to the ground leaving them available for that person to pick up.
” nooo, that poring just ate my baphomet card! ;-; ”
jelly like stuffy animal that just likes to cuddle. normally killed at first sight.
look, a poring. where? whoops. i poked it.

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