Pork Beacon


just like a uav in cod a pork beacon is a h-m-s-xual radar often used to find,located and destroy other types of pork. it is often used in social gatherings to hunt out other pork pie eating mincers. when swimming a pork beacon resembles a floating t-rd that’s been slightly discolored with a hint of blood.
look at jarrod the little pork beacon, what do you think he is hunting today ? bacon or sausage.. there must be a strong waft of poo & lube in the air today

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