Pork Burn
the abdominal burns you get from bacon grease because you frequently cook breakfast topless. it’s the price you pay for being such a f-cking man.
some guys do it voluntarily like a cigarette burn. others are just too f-cking lazy to put on a shirt in the morning before cooking bacon.
friend: yo, what happened to your chest man?
you: you know how it is. i woke up and made grub and got some pork burns. #yolo
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