Pork Flu
pork flu: also known as “we1sobite1” is a new strain of influenza that traces its origins to washington dc. its present mutated form appears to have begun shortly after the omnibus spending bill revealed a severe addiction to pork consumption. symptoms, which follow within minutes of viewing omnibus spending bills, include shock, fever, nausea, vomiting, and running away screaming to relocate in foreign countries.
bobo: hey, what the h-ll is wrong with tyler? he was reading the omnibus spending bill online and next thing you know, he’s sweating, shaking, throwing up, and mumbling something about moving to the south pacific. do you think he’s got swine flu?
yodo: nah. just overexposure to earmark spending. it’s not swine flu. it’s pork flu.
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