pork oil
practically unacknowledged existence of highly porky smelling oil secreted around the -n-s – avoid showering for a few days to discover this. can be smeared under the nose of a fellow camping / dormitory occupant as a punishment.
other ‘oils’ exist – discover and enjoy……
lamb oil – found in the p-b-s,
cheese oil – found between toes esp. athletes foot
bacon & onion oil – armpits
chicken oil – hair!
prawn oil – earns, esp if infected.
i taught the -rs-wipe not to snore, i gave him a pork oil moustache.
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