Pork Scotch Barbecue
a barbecue arranged by a boring old tw-t. no one turns up except his ugly girlfriend. they eat garlic bread at a plastic table, then proceed to drink gin and tonic until they’re almost comatose. at which point the boring fat tw-t plays cr-p music very loud and dances like a sp-ck. no pork scotch barbecue is complete without the tedious “host” donning a leather cowboy hat, imagining he’s a 5 foot 4 clint eastwood.
flonkule: is the porky scotcher at work today?
mickus: no its not and the sun’s out so you know what that means don’t you?
flonkule: b-ll-cks! another pork scotch barbecue!
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