Pork Scotch friends
imaginary friends. people who simply don’t exist. a bit like facebook friends. named for the fact that pork scotch has no friends at all because he is such a complete tw-t.
monk: so who’s coming to this barbecue then? pork scotch’s friends?
dad: you’re talking stupid. pork scotch doesn’t have any friends. he has pork scotch friends.
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