Pork Scotch Jacket
a snot-coloured hi-viz jacket worn by fat ugly security guards who are terrified of rain. the pork scotch jacket will be worn whatever the weather because the slightest bit of rain is a complete catastrophe to the fat b-st-rd who cries himself to sleep wishing he was back in south africa where his boyfriends live.
what’s this fat old tw-t wearing? looks like an overcoat made of snot.
its a pork scotch jacket. although its a hundred degrees in the shade there’s still a chance a drop of rain might come along to ruin the fat ugly b-st-rd’s year.
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