pork scratchings


pork rinds they make in the “black country”, in the west midlands, places like woverhampton, walsall n wednesbury n cannock,
you can get em from the butchers and the pubs!
john: gerrus a bagga pork scratchings aer kid
jimmy: arr will do, goowin down the pub later, aye i
john: tah
rick waller:
synonym, each being approximately 60% fat ratio
the pork scratchings mother was proud to see her son singing on tv.
porky- when one boy goes to west ham matches and eats pork.
pork scratching- when one has evolved from the porky state and stays at home eating on the couch.
conner your such a pork scratchings!
go shove bacon up your mums -ss you pork scratchings!
pork scratchings is the term for the left over ‘crumbs’ after the p-n-s -j-c-l-t-s and is not cleaned or wiped, and the remaining dried up s-m-n is brushed/scratched off.

see also kn-bcheese
please excuse the mess on your brand new black suit, i had pork scratchings.

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