Pork Sleeves


what they do with a pig’s foreskin after they slaughter it. fashionable accessories are made by drying out the skin and beading, or bejewelling it. these multi-functional pieces can be boiled and eaten if you are lost in the wilderness.
hey thurman, these pork sleeves would sure taste good on a salad sword!!!

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