pork snorkle


the physical act of f-ll-t–.
often used in a comical fashion.

also commonly used semi-jokingly when it is clear that you are not going to get s-x, and oral s-x is probably out of the question too – however worth a shot in a comical way.

verb form – to pork snorkle,
adjective – pork snorkling,
noun – pork snorkler.
she is such a pork snorkler. meaning, she sucks alotac-ck.
how about a pork snorkle?

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