Pork Snuggy


a pork snuggy is when an obese female takes her fat roles and uses them to stroke the erect p-n-s of the male. all of this takes place while wrapped up in a snuggy such as one seen on tv.
guy 1: “dude, why are you dating that chick, she’s huge.”

guy2: “what can i say, i’m a chubby chaser. that and she gives a great pork snuggy.”

guy1: “oh my god, stop, that’s discusting!!!”

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