Pork Socket
1) the beat up v-g-n- of an extremely sl-tty female.
2) a less than desirable receptacle for your hard shaft.
1) man, check her out… it would take a 12 pack before i’d stick my c-ck in her pork socket!!!
2) i wouldn’t touch her pork socket with your d-ck!!!
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