pork sword


the large fleshy thing between a man’s legs. more commonly known as a p-n-s
a wh-r- would say “whoa, you are hung. that’s the biggest pork sword i have ever seen on a customer”
the male genitalia or most widely known as the p-n-s
i unsheathed my pork sword and thrusted it into her quivering quip
another word for male genetalia, popularized by the 2007 movie, “juno”.
“when i see them all running like that, with their things bouncing around in their shorts, i always picture them naked, even if i don’t want to. all i see is pork swords.”
a man’s pride. his chunk of meat hanging down between his legs.
put that pork sword away this minute! ur gonna have somebody’s eye out with it!
p-n-s
slang name for male p-n-s

“that man has a large pork sword”
a mans p-n-s.
look at his huge pork sword!
an alternate term for “sword fight” which is when two guys play with each other’s erect c-cks as if they were sword fighting with each other.
wootoom and hotzie love to play pork swords together.

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