Porka-Potty


the act of having s-xual experiences/intercourse in a porta potty (porta-john, porta-loo, portable toilet, public toilet, etc.). this is usually the result of extreme horniness and having no other place to hook up. this type of s-x is gross, smelly, and humid because of the feces in the tank and the lack of ventilation. (verb) (noun)
example #1:
boy: yeah my girlfriend and i were uber h-rny last night and had nowhere to go to have s-x so we just went into the porta potty and porka-pottied.

example #2:
girl: i never thought this would happen but my boyfriend and i pulled of a porka-potty.

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