porking


1. the act of having vigorous s-xual intercourse with someone.

2. actively hunting for pigs in their natural habitat.
1a. i heard that in 1986 a ninja broke the world record all over the planet by porking 500 hot babes at once.

1b. i really wanna make a paris hilton style video tape where i’m porking that heather girl that works at the mall, man she’s hot.

2. the fall is pig season, so i usually go out porking around late september, or early october. i just listen for the squealing/snorting and then shoot my rc-p90 in the general direction. mmmmmm… pork…
s-xual intercourse.
“i saw skot and rosie porking in anna’s bedroom! i screamed when i saw skot’s b-lls slapping rosie’s -ss!”
the act of having s-x, or f-cking.
porking is s-x without the art
porking is dirty, nasty s-x that includes v-g-n-l chainsaw m-ssacres, boston pancakes, or the notorious hot karl
woodc-ck’s porking this guys mom!!!
multiple acts of vigorous s-xual intercourse.

plural of porking.
dude! i’m totally going to score so many porkings this week that i won’t scooge straight!
the movement of flapping your arms with your knees in a slight bent while dancing with a steady in-place trot to rhythmic music.
flapping porking
the act of lifting your leg like a dog and then emitting toxic gas from your -n-s. commonly brought up when talking about being burritoed.
matt smirked and began porking in the middle of his ap environmental science cl-ss.
a derogatory term used for s-xual intercourse.
this term is widely recognised in the southern county of hampshire – mainly in basingstoke and the dark corners of winchester.
‘oi mate did you pork her last night?’

‘yeah mate, right in the loin – i was porking her all night’

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