Porky Surprise


a taste busting snack as defined by british comedian jasper carrot: ham, jam and spam wrapped round a wagon wheel.
the death row prisoner was asked what he wanted for his last meal. without a moment’s hesitation, and with the resignation of a man condemned, he whispered, “a porky surprise”.
the greasing up of a full grown male pig and inserted into a male’s annal cavity
“dang dog i just got the best porky surprise last night”

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