Porn Attack
a heart attack,stroke, or coronary failure that occurs as a result of an -rg-sm while watching p-rn. victims of this are found in an embarr-ssing state. the risk of a p-rn attack increases as your s-xual activity decreases, so the best prevention is to regularly have -rg-sms.
“did you hear about jose alberto? his neighbors found him dead next to a scarecrow he’d had s-x with. the autospy revealed that he’d died of a p-rn attack. …it had a strap-on, man.”
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