Porn Crush
simply, a crush on a p-rn star. just like having a crush on brad pitt, one can have a p-rn crush on any p-rn star, from amateur to professional, from brent corrigan to jenna jameson.
(the p-rn crush is generally considered non-creepy. p-rn star obsession is a different thing completely.)
“man, i’ve got such a p-rn crush on jenna jameson – i have all of her stuff!”
“i would date chase mckenzie, i have a total p-rn crush on him.”
an infatuation with a p-rnographic actress (or actor i suppose) resulting in meaningless hours of p-rn viewing of the same scenes.
i missed work three days this week feeding my p-rn crush on lezley zen.
i spent my college tuition watching brooke haven.
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