porn hole
strange phenomenon that occurs when one browses through internet sm-t, then realises that four hours have p-ssed, and they’ve been spent looking at p-rn. often accompanied by huge sense of self-loathing.
“sorry i’m late, i fell down a p-rn hole”
a person, typically female, that would allow more than one s-xual organ to be inserted into more than one orifice of their body at one time and consent legally to let someone record the act on film. any person that invokes s-xual fanatsies at first glance that involves complex camera angles.
when i saw jeena lean over to get a drink of water all i could think about it what you call the kn-b of skin between a girl’s c-nt and her -sshole..what a godd-mn p-rnhole(fap,fap,fap)!
(noun): a sloppy, loose, and abnormally large v-g-n-l cavity often owned by a wh-r- and/or p-rnstar
“oh my god dude did u see the size of her p-rnhole?! it was f-cking huge!”
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