Porn Jelly
jelly formerly used in a wrestling match between attractive women, which has now been bottled and sold; a meeting of the human races’ two most favorite things, in dessert form:
coined by jeff from british comedy coupling
“steve, do you realize what i just invented? p-rn jelly! there’s a lot of lonely people out there. what do lonely people enjoy? puddings and p-rn. now, for all your needs, pudding p-rn. it’s a girlfriend in a jar except it’s jelly.”
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