porn noise
the noise generated by the intensity of p-n-s thrusting into the bottomless pit called the v-g-n-.
after seeing the opera, i realized the p-rn noise coming from her v-g-n- sounded like the lady i just heard on stage. it was a unique noise that no one wanted to hear but they would pay to see it anyday.
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