porn sweep
a walkthrough and cleanup of your place of residence, to make sure that no p-rn magazines, dvd’s and similar erotic paraphernalia are laying around in the open or any place they might otherwise be discovered accidentally. this activity is usually done shortly before a visit from parents, family, potential girlfriends, and anyone else who might be mortified by your filthy/kinky tastes (particularly, you want to make sure you don’t scare off any eligible women visiting your place and wreck your chances).
“hey – is susan coming over tonite?”
“yeah – i’ve gotta leave early to go home and do a p-rn sweep before she gets there”
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