porn virus
a p-rn virus is a concept made up by males that means the reason there is p-rn all over one’s computer is because they got a virus.
100% of the time it is used as a scapegoat since the real reason there is p-rn on one’s computer is due to the fact that the user voluntarily looked it up.
thankfully, such viruses do exist, and have therefore saved countless -sses of boys and men alike from p-ssed off parents, girlfriends, or wives who find p-rn on their computers.
p-ssed off mother: johnny, why is there p-rn on your computer?!
johnny: it was a p-rn virus, i swear!
p-ssed off girlfriend: you’ve been looking up p-rn! am i not good enough for you or something?!
boyfriend: oh no, i’ve been targeted with a p-rn virus like all my friends!
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