Pornastrophe
a cataclysm of p-rnography; can be defined as a p-rnado gone terribly wrong.
when one tries to chase the furry p-rn rabbit too far down the v-g-n-l rabbit hole. the interwebs take their revenge with a unrelenting fury of pop ups and spyware, ranging from horse p-rn, and bukakke to pedophilia and sh-tting d-ck nipples.
me: wtf are you doing in there? why is my internet having a lagtasm?
brown: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
me: aw sh-t, it sounds like you’re having a p-rnastrophe in there.
brown: kill it, kill it wiff fiar!
me: have fun with windows anti-virus 2009…….
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