porncrastination
much like procrastination except you are busy looking through p-rn
matt: did you do your english homework
kevin: nope, that p-rncrastination can really get a guy off task.
matt: haha what a dumb-ss! you dumb-ss
kevin: …darn you p-rncrastination and your alluring pictures…
knowing you have p-rn to watch before your laptop runs out of power, but you can’t leave a particularly interesting conversation or thread.
1) i was talking to this chick when i noticed i only had 7% juice left, d-mn p-rncrastination made me almost forget to m-st-rb-t-!
2) as i was p-rncrastinating a very nice pov video i suddenly remembered i hadn’t added p-rncrastination to urbandictionary yet, so i p-rncrastinated some more.
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