Pornjacked
when you plan to do one thing, but end up surfing p-rn sites instead.
guy 1: hey why didn’t jake show up to the bar last night?
guy 2: he probably got p-rnjacked.
jake: screw you guys, i went out on a date last night, thats why i wan’t hanging with you losers at the bar.
guy 1: a date? year right. his -ss got p-rnjacked alright.
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