Pornmato


1. a tomato or other vegetable similar to a tomato that has distinct s-xual characteristics.

2. a vegan or other food challenged individual that performs s-xual acts with vegetables.
1. a tomato that has b–bs, such as vegina the famous p-rnmato with really hott and perky b–bs.

2. i am vegan and love p-rnmatos especially firm unripened ones.

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