porno burger
michi’s (pr-n. mee-shee) perfect combination of ground beef and ranch dressing mix cooked over grilly goodness. the taste is so amazing it is like an orgy i your mouth and should be considered p-rnographic.
josh: “yo man…me and the wife are grillin’ and drinking tonight. wanna stop over?”
wiz: “will there be p-rno burgers?”
josh: “of course!”
wiz: “g-d d-mn right i’ll be there!!”
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