Porno Dick
a man with a c-ck so m-ssive in size and girth, coupled with the extraordinary skill of lovemaking like a god. when you find a man with a p-rno d-ck, you’ve found the one.
me: well, neill and i finally made love the last night!
lauren: omg! well, how was it?
me: lauren, he has a f-cking p-rno d-ck!
lauren: you lucky tramp!
me: i know!!
that most excited form of d-ck you get that lets you go the distance like superman. you get in just that mindframe that gives you unlimited penile superpowers. you get in the game, go on nonstop, and bang that girl’s box out before you can even think about bustin’ ya nutz.
“i boned that ho like p-rno d-ck” – jaime madrox (phatso earth 2)
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