Porno Pudding
(noun) an ancient greek dessert, originating as early as 300 b.c. it usually contains a mixture of spit, s-m-n, thyme, fecal matter, mint, and three pounds of all-purpose flour.
i made some p-rno pudding for thanksgiving this year! i’m sure grandma will love it!
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