Pornoid
1. m-ssively h-rny and completely p-rned out in the head
2. wicked, f-cking cool
1. mate, i swear to you that m-ssively hot bird i saw on the dancefloor the other night is still giving me aggravated p-rnoid delusions at its sickest.
2. buddy that’s the most p-rnoid b-ssline eva yo, keep cracking out the good sh-t brav.
when one is scared ( paranoid ) that someone will catch him/her watching p-rn, having s-x, or jerkin’ it.
man i bet you were pretty p-rnoid when your parents walked in on you huh?
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