Pornsie
a naked picture taken of one’s self. a p-rn version of a selfie, usually shot with a phone.
i thought she was boring until she sent me a p-rnsie from the dressing room.
“p-rnsie” = anyone addicted to p-rn so much that they prefer p-rn over actual s-xual contact. derived from “pansie”.
in fact, a “p-rnsie” will eventually get so dependent on p-rn that he will not be able the get/maintain and erection during s-x … and finally, in the end, even alone by themselves, with the best p-rn on earth.
woman “p-rnsies” are rare, but do exist. they cannot “get wet” vs get an erection.
jay is such a “p-rnsie”. his hot girlfriend stephanie finally left him last week. he had promised her “no more p-rn”, but then she discovered three lesbian domination magazines under his mattress.
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