that one guy who watches way to much p*rn and knows everything there is to know about p*rn from p*rnstars to weird fetiches.
porstein: “did you see mia khalifa’s new foot video? she collabed with piper perri! it was the best 23 and a halv minutes og my life!”
ordinary guy: “no f*cking way, you creepy p*rnstein”
child of a selfish, vain woman who doesn’t work, and piggy backs off others. to be a dexton, your mother doesn’t look after you, and is more worried about uploading pictures on social media before taking care of you. often dexton is a child of a single mother who sleeps around to get things handed […]
- hipster wasted
getting blackout drunk off craft beer. the loft party i ended up at had bourbon county so i had no choice but to get hipster wasted.
someone who wants to do kirigiri in the pusspuss uiaesfsadf;ojidsfajasfdsadfj’lkzsdf\ naegg ahuuafhuashfuahsuhsudghauhah
- sir twerks alot
a girl who acts like a tomboy and likes to twerk a girl who acts like a tomboy and likes to twerk ” she is such a sir twerks alot”