PORNXIETY


the brief but intense bout of anxiety and nausea one experiences when one finds someone remarkably similar looking to one’s ex/ current girlfriend and believe it is her for the briefest of seconds while viewing p-rnography.
it is followed by an odd, shameful sense of disappointment.
“my ex looked so much like alyssa milano that when i first saw embrace of the vampire i had a p-rnxiety attack.”

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