porridge wog


an inhabitant of scotland
see sweaty
a true term used for scottish people.
according to nick’s grandma.
‘ the problem with scotland is, its full of bl–dy porridge wogs.’
porridge wog is a nickname for a scotsman.
there are many traditional stories around about the tight fisted nature of porridge wogs however i have never met one that is over 5 feet 6 tall who is anything other than generous to a fault. however, i have yet to meet one under 5 feet 6 tall who would buy a drink for anyone. this strange breed of dwarf porridge wog has an amazing sense of balance due to the possession of a chip on each shoulder. usually gwar.

whilst the common or garden full size porridge wog is an open minded life and soul of the party the dwarf porridge wog never tires of telling you how great scotchland is yet he never has the decency to b-gg-r off back there and leave us all in peace.
a person of scottish nationality. due to the national breakfast being the slop they call porridge.
shut up you porridgewog

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