Porsche Mom


milf(‘s) who drive high quality porsche(‘s).
including the 911, boxter, cayman, and the panamera. but not the cayenne.
“ugh, that porsche mom is -so- hot.. ”
“dude! look a porsche mom, she’s such a milf! and she drives a 911 convertible!”

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