Porsche wanker


someone whose life revolves around their porsche. they go out wearing a porsche hat, has a porsche key chain to wear around their neck and basically eats breathes and sleeps porsche. does not have a girlfriend but refers to the porsche as the wife. tells friends that the porsche is the starship enterprise
hey, i’m off out for a blast with the wife in the enterprise. yes i’m a porsche w-nker. beep beep. wroooom….

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