Porsched


slang used for gay s-x
he was totally porsched
he is so porsched he will be walking funny
2 more definitions
the s-xual reaction one might have upon sight of a porsche.
when i saw it drive by i was totally porsched
to violently p-ss somebody in traffic, narrowly missing the opposing automobile, as if you were driving a new model porsche.
this -sshole was driving 20 mph, so i porsched him.

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