Port Brained


denotes individual with predominate left cerebral cortex housing group. commonly known as “left brained.”

character traits exhibited include: guided by logic, practicality, reality based and drawn to mathematics and science.

port brained individuals are opposite of starboard brained (“right brained”) individuals. starboard brained individuals exhibit traits such as: guided by feelings, impetuous actions, driven by imagination and intrigued be philosophical sciences.

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