Port Clinton
a ghetto -ss town on the coast of lake erie. city is crooked. there’s never any money, roads are terrible, industry is pretty much shut down, we try to cover up the image of our town as wonderful suburbia when it strictly is not.
“yo man where you from?
“p.c (port clinton)”
a small town on lake erie. it is full of people that are boring as sh-t. nothing goes on besides drugs and lame church related stuff. living here is boring and every highschooler wants out. most parents have live there their entire lives. industry has left this town so there are no jobs.
“how are things in port clinton?”
“boring as sh-t, like always. thankfully i have pot!”
a town on a lake that has nothing but pot heads and wanna be thugs that are actually rednecks. everyone here tends to stay here for their entire lives. all the kids do nothing but hang out after school and smoke pot. h-ll some have even done it in the pac during school hours. this small town has a bad education level compared to that of any other town in ohio. most of all, the town spreads vd like the plague.
hey wanna hang out after school?
sure got some pot?
hey wanna hang out during school?
sure got some pot?
i love port clinton!!
you mean pot compton?
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