Port-Fuck


scr-w-ng up a computer so bad that it’s only function is a giant paperweight
his computer was port-f-cked by the repair shop
to rape as of -n-lly, or by insertion to or penetration of the -n-s with a long sticklike object.

sodomy.
dude i totally portf-cked this hot b-tch last night!

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