Port Holing


the act of two people, male or female in any combination, rubbing their -n-s’ together for the purpose of s-xual gratification.
my wife makes me take a shower to remove my duck b-tter before long sessions of port holing.

after a long workout there is nothing quite as gratifying as the sweet surrender of port holing my best friend.
s-xual postion on a ship. like doggy style
“bent her over in front of the port holes last night” “great view, love port holing”

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