Port Wine Fever


an extreme sickness caused by excessive drinking of port wine. this is both an addiction to port wine as well as the sickness that follows after a bender.

signs of addictions:

1) drinking at 7 am port wine even though you need to be at work at 8:30 am.
2) spending over 20% of your paycheck on port wine.
3) fighting with people both in personal and business relationships.
4) missing work 2 plus times a week from a bender and coming in the next day without a shower stinking of port wine.

signs of sickness from a bender:

1) excessive vomiting.
2) extreme sweating.
3) missing work.
4) fighting with anyone you come in contact with both during and the day after a bender.
addiction example –

glen, “i keep noticing eric has no money, has a poor att-tude, and misses work alot.”

james, “i think he has a case of port wine fever.”

sickness example –

james, “man glen, eric has thrown up three times today, is sweating on his desk, and stinks like a homeless wino.”

glen, “yeah it looks like he has port wine fever again today.”

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