Porta-Hotty
a play on the term porta-potty. we all like to have things we need and enjoy wherever we go, sooooo a porta-hotty is an incredibly realistic and hot blow up doll (male or female…yes, i’m a f-galong) this “doll” would have “hot” parts such as mouth, p-n-s, vaginer and -sshole (warmers inside them)so that they would not only be hot in the superficial sense but also in the practical sense. the porta-hotty can suck peenus better than the average living person. i know you may never have seen a porta-hotty, but watch they’ll be all the rage within months of this post.
driver: what’s the matter homer?
homer: i gotta b-n-r ready to bust at the backveinseam!
driver: oh, don’t worry, reach into the blue box in the back and pull out my porta-hotty. you’ll have to blow her before she blows you”
minutes later…
homer: omfg she’s hawt, where can i get a porta-hotty?”
driver: “lots of places, i got mine at k-ymart.”
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