Portable Ham
the best thing ever. period. only cool people like that show.
only the most blessed of people can find it living deep within the murky bowels of that which is ‘the world wide wizzeb’.
see; the best f-cking thing ever.
‘oh my god there’s a new portable ham out. i can’t beleive his dad died of cholera!’
‘yeah…and then his mom…dyed of the plague.’
‘what the f-ck? you poser.’
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